Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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