So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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