At least make sure they are 18
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Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You were trust falling into bushes
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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