She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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