i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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