Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I want a musical about memes.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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