would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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