i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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