And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
She has the best kind of daddy issues
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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