Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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