no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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