why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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