She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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