Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I am one with the molecules
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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