i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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