Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Holy sore nipples Batman
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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