I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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