i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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