You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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