He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
