since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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