are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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