nut hugger
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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