Pappa wants mamma naked
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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