We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize