god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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