Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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