Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You made out with two different species that night
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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