She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
