omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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