just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
worst night to have a conscience
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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