wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Randomize
