Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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