Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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