she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
