Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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