maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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