im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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