my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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