I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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