You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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