no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
