I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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