girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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