There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Randomize
