this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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