Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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