dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
