am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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