absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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