It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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