What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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