Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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