She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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