i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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