i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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